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A man in a suit is holding an unlabeled brown bottle and telling you he asked AI about the key to success. The bottle has no label because AI knows bottles exist but couldn't tell you what this one contains. The suit fits like it was described rather than tailored. The hand gripping the bottle has that extra-knuckle quality that Finger Crimes nominees dream about. But honestly none of that matters because the real slop is the text. Someone used an AI image generator to illustrate an AI-generated inspirational quote about asking AI questions, then posted it to LinkedIn as original thought leadership. That's three layers of AI with zero human value added anywhere in the stack. The plant in the background is fake too, which feels about right.
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February 15, 2026
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