Nominee Categories
6 nominees across 10 categories this month. See all nominees →
AI Slop Art 🎨
Generic "fantasy warrior princess," derivative garbage, no soul. When people try to pass off Midjourney as their "art".
Google Fart Lamp
Google's Q3 product roadmap leaked and it turns out the future of smart home technology is smell. The Fart Lamp features Aromatic Intelligence, a cloud logo that is definitely not Google's actual logo, and a box illustration of a green cloud that answers the question nobody asked. The instruction manual is included but unreadable, which tracks. Somewhere a Google product manager is filing a trademark complaint and also laughing.
Alphabet Soup 🔤
Text in images that looks like words but isn't (storefront signs, book covers, labels). "CØFFËÉ SHØP" energy!
Fakefluencer Slop 📸
AI-generated influencers, fake product reviews, synthetic testimonials. The future of dishonest marketing.
Finger Crimes 🤚
Images with wrong number of fingers, melted hands, anatomical nightmares. The most obvious AI tell!
Historical Crimes 📜
"Rare photo of Lincoln at Starbucks," anachronistic AI images, fake historical content. When AI rewrites history badly!
LinkedIn Slop 💼
Fake inspirational posts, "I asked AI about success," engagement bait. Corporate cringe meets AI generation.
Physics Doesn't Work That Way 🌀
Impossible reflections, gravity-defying objects, architectural impossibilities. When AI forgot how reality works, maybe Einstein was right?!
Shrimp Jesus 🦐
Religious engagement bait, obviously fake historical photos, "Amen" farming. Named after the legendary Facebook phenomenon, can't get more legendary than that.
MC 900 Ft Shrimp Jesus
Behold: the second coming, now with more legs. This iteration of Shrimp Jesus improves on the original by adding a targeting reticle where the halo should be, suggesting the AI trained on equal parts religious iconography and military hardware and saw no meaningful difference. The body count is eight legs, two human arms, one crustacean thorax, and zero theological clarity. The fish assembled in the background are witnesses. To what, exactly, remains between them and their God.
Divine Shrimps
This is the second iteration of Shrimp Jesus. The original had ambition. This one has a budget. The figure has the face of Christ, the tail of a fish, the torso of a coral reef, and six full-sized prawns arranged where the arms would be if arms were shrimp. This is not a detail. This is the entire theological proposition. The pose is Cristo Redentor. The AI chose the most recognizable silhouette of divine benediction on earth and populated the outstretched arms with seafood. The shrimp are symmetrical. The AI understood composition. It did not understand what it was composing. Six shrimp. Each anatomically correct. Each oriented outward in a gesture that reads, devotionally, as "behold." The boats in the background are carrying fishermen who will have questions. The body transitions from marble torso to fish tail somewhere around the waist, passing through what appears to be a layer of breading. This is either a miracle or a product. The label has not been added yet. Type AMEN if you would eat this. This is a Shrimp Jesus Memorial Award nominee. It is also, structurally, a menu item. Both things are true and neither cancels the other out.
Too Many Teeth 😬
Dental nightmares, wrong number of teeth, mouths where they shouldn't be. The finger crimes of the face.
Uncanny Valley 👶
Faces that are just... wrong. Dead eyes, weird proportions, nightmare fuel. Close but deeply unsettling.
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