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Stubbie Adult Schoolboy Action - Finger Crimes ๐Ÿคš nominee at The Sloppies
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Stubbie Adult Schoolboy Action

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This is an AI-generated man who is definitely not Harrison Ford sitting in a classroom wearing Indiana Jones's hat, and if you look at the hand resting on the desk you will see why this earned a Finger Crimes nomination alongside everything else wrong with it. The fingers don't taper correctly, the knuckles are suggestions rather than anatomy, and the thumb appears to be on a diplomatic visit from a different hand entirely. The comic book speech bubble saying 'Prove It!' is an extremely bold challenge from an image that cannot survive close inspection. The background students are doing their best impression of people who exist. Finger Crimes is correct here because even when AI is busy generating legally questionable celebrity likenesses, it still cannot do hands. Priorities.

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February 16, 2026

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