MC 900 Ft Shrimp Jesus

Commentary

Behold: the second coming, now with more legs. This iteration of Shrimp Jesus improves on the original by adding a targeting reticle where the halo should be, suggesting the AI trained on equal parts religious iconography and military hardware and saw no meaningful difference. The body count is eight legs, two human arms, one crustacean thorax, and zero theological clarity. The fish assembled in the background are witnesses. To what, exactly, remains between them and their God.